yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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