we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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