Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(989): View more from Michigan

I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt

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(850): View more from Florida

I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(

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(904): View more from Florida

taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?

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Right after we had the just friends talk..

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(618): View more from Illinois

Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.

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(352): View more from Florida

She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.

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(310): View more from California

I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"

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(714): View more from California

Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy

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He wasn't prepared for it

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(301): View more from Maryland

Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.

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