Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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