That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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