Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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