the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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