I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You're completely useless in the revolution.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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