i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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