Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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