your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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