She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
