I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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