i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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