STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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