She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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