So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize