Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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