Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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