party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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