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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(214): View more from Texas

a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener

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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?

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(614): View more from Ohio

We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow

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As in ill only blow him next week

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.

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(801): View more from Utah

Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.

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(510): View more from California

If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him

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