hell yes lets make some ravioli
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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