I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Im part way to drunk.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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