apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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