worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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