why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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