we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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