his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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