I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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