Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
did you just send me my own nude
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
