I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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