When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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