I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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