Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Fuck appropriateness.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
