okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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