So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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