Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
That's when you crack a 10am beer
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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