I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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