My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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