i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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