How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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