i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Randomize