i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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