i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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