At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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