how can u be prego again
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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