when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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