Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she peed on how many people?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Randomize