i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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