Your dad touched me again.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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