I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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