I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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