K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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